CYBERNETIC WRESTLING FEDERATION
SQUARED
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Presents
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DANGER
ZONE
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Friday, July 10, 1998
9:00 P.M.—9:30 P.M.
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Location: Valencia, California
Arena: Public Arena
Maximum Attendance: 7,863
Actual Attendance: 7,237
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[The Danger Zone opening theme plays as the camera views the entire arena from a high spot in the building. The audience seciton seems as if it is doused in a blue light as well as the entire arena. From this vantage, the entranceway can be seen which appears to be quite a shiny metallic scaffolding of some sort. On either side of it are statues of towering robots with "LASER weapons" in hand.

The shot finally cuts to the commentary table where we see the Danger Zone commentary crew, Michael Richardson and "Slick" Nicholas Chase.]

{commentary}
Michael Richardson: Welcome to this week's edition of CNWF Squared Danger Zone! Myself and "Slick" Nicholas will be doing broadcast commentary tonight. Don't forget that all matches are set for a five minute time limit. This is a recipie for disaster as any of you saw last week as we saw wrestlers pummeling eachother as hard as they could just to come out the winner.

Nicholas Chase: You can't deny that! We saw some incredible matches despite the time limit, and tonight should be no different. We're even going to have an enclosed steel cage match that will also be subject to the five minute time limit, so we expect that to get _very_ bloody.

Michael Richardson: There's definitely no denying that the main event tonight is going to be nothing short of spectacular. We have an interviewer waiting to get comments from Beantown Bully on the whole situation.

Nicholas Chase: Well let's cut to him them rather than talk about him.

Michael Richardson: Right.

{cut to dressing room shot}
A knock on the Beantown Bully's dressing room can be heard. The Bully ignores the first few knocks, as he is lifting some free weights– but finally answers it. The Bully see's it's a Horrace Nelson, trying to catch a word with him.

{dressing room}
Beantown Bully: Let's make this quick. I am counting the damn minutes before I get to embaress that punk Pickney.

Horrace Nelson: Yes, sir. Know...all we're here for is a few pre-match comments on your upcoming enclosed cage match, with "Hip Hop" Paul Pickney. Now he is the one who asked for this...don't you think he has something up his sleeve?

Beantown Bully: Hell yeah I do. I know this coward isn't man enough to take on the Bully one on one. So obviously he's got something on the burner. But whatever it is, I'll deal with it, when it comes."

Horrace Nelson: What about your odds? How do you think you will fare tonight?

Beantown Bully: [Snickers to himself over the stupid question] What the hell kinda question is that? I'm going in for one damn thing. That's to break this kid in half, and shut him the hell up for good. If I win the match during the process, that's damn fine with me.

Horrace Nelson: Well, I'll let you get back to what you were doing.

Beantown Bully: Hold up, Poindexter. Lemme just tell "Hip Hop" that this beast is on the prowl. Pickney...I bet you're shakin' in yer damn boots right now, thinking of how your sorry ass can get out of this. Bad news, kidd-o. You can't. Say your prayers, eat yer damn vitamin's, because it's time to rock. See you in the steel, punk.

[The Bully shoves Horrace Nelson out the door, and slams it shut.]

{cut to shot of Horrace Nelson}
Horrace Nelson: Back to you!

{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Michael Richardson: Looks like Bully expects Pickney has something up his sleeve.

Nicholas Chase: Yeah, Mike. It's called more skill.

Michael Richardson: Uh... right. Anyway, Christopher Felinsworth is in the ring with Kydd Wikkid. I believe the match is about to start.

{cut to shot of the ring}
Sure enough, Christopher Felinsworth and Kydd Wikkid are standing in the ring. All of a sudden, Wikkid leaps at Felinsworth and levels him. The referee rings the bell, officially beginning the match.

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Christopher Felinsworth, esq. vs Kydd Wikkid
6'-2", 234 lbs — 5'-10", 245 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)
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{ring}
Kydd is on his feet, then quickly drops an elbow on to the bewildered Felinsworth. The towering Guido climbs on to the ring apron to try to get involved in the match only to have Wikkid execute a reverse elbow sending him off the ring apron once again.

{commentary}
Nicholas Chase: Oh no... Wikkid is getting the drop on Felinsworth! I can't believe it!

Michael Richardson: What a chop by Wikkid right there! That's gonna leave a mark!

Nicholas Chase: Come on, Chris! Don't let this happen to you!

{ring}
Wikkid has Felinsworth and whips him to the ropes. As Felinsworth comes off, Wikkid hits a cross body block, leveling him to the canvas. Wikkid then makes like he's ready for his finisher, inciting a loud mixed reaction from the audience.

{commentary}
Nicholas Chase: Oh no! I can't believe it!

Michael Richardson: You can't believe Wikkid is about to win?

Nicholas Chase: That, and I can't believe that there are actually some other people in this arena who don't want to see Wikkid win!

Michael Richardson: Oh.

{ring}
Wikkid as ascended to the top rope now and executes a foreward flip. He lands perfectly on Felinsworth.

{commentary}
Michael Richardson: He connected with the "StrangeWayz Snap"! Unbelievable! The ref's counting! One! Two! Three! Yes! Kydd Wikkid scores a win!

Nicholas Chase: I can't believe it. Felinsworth needed this one badly.

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Kydd Wikkid by Pin Via "StrangeWayz Snap" Flip from the
Top Rope
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Nicholas Chase looks to be quite surprised while Michael Richardson looks to be a little excited.

{commentary}
Michael Richardson: Unbelievable, folks. Kydd Wikkid walked away with the victory from the heavily favored Felinsworth.

Nicholas Chase: That is disgusting, Mike. You realize if Felinsworth would have still had the Television Title that we would have Wikkid as a Television Champion? Yuck!

Michael Richardson: What is your problem with Wikkid, Slick?

Nicholas Chase: Well, nothing really. I mean afterall he's only the biggest corporate ass kisser since Heartbreak Kris.

Michael Richardson: That's it?

Nicholas Chase: Nevermind, Mike. Seems you never understand what people mean anyway.

Michael Richardson: You're being so vague...

Nicholas Chase: Look. Corporate ass kissers have no place in this federation. Have you ever seen one that amounted to anything? Remember what happened to the Evil Lord Pelius after just kissing Lex's ass once? He lost his very next match!

Michael Richardson: Hmm... you do have a point there.

Nicholas Chase: Exactly. See, these guys have to focus on their matches. They can't be worried about making points with the president because their opponents are more interested in making lumps on their heads! Felinsworth has never been a corporate ass kisser and look where he is... well... was. How about Jeff Beam, Dominator of Destruction, Kain Piller, Bad Ass John, Malibu Mike Donovan or Jason Agony? Were any of them corporate ass kissers?

Michael Richardson: Do you necessarily have to use that phrase?

Nicholas Chase: It's a harsh phrase for a harsh subject. These guys have to learn that trying to score points with the president doesn't help you here. It isn't going to make you any better if you start riding his coattails to success... because that isn't where they lead. You follow him, and you're following him straight to hell... afterall, that's where he sees this federation at the end of the year.

Michael Richardson: Yeah... I guess that is a good point. And those are a lot of names you mentioned that you could never call corporate uh... corporate wrestlers. They always proved to think of themselves as higher than the system... and maybe they ended up that way through their own delusional minds... but I hardly think that is a recipie for success.

Nicholas Chase: You know the other thing all those wrestlers had in common?

Michael Richardson: What?

Nicholas Chase: They were all champions.

Michael Richardson: I guess you're right. But either way we have Skybound and "The Great One" Anthony Gold in the ring right now.

{cut to shot of the ring}
Skybound and Anthony Gold are in the ring as the referee signals for the bell. The bell rings right on que and the match begins.

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Skybound vs "The Great One" Anthony Gold
5'-9", 167 lbs — 6'-2", 230 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)
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{ring}
The two wrestlers circle around eachother, trying to make the other make the first move. After about five seconds, Skybound lunges at Anthony Gold with a spear maneuver, but Gold catches him and puts Skybound's head between his legs.

{commentary}
Nicholas Chase: These matches are ending faster than they did last week!

Michael Richardson: Don't jump the gun yet. He may not go for his finisher. It's not over yet.

Nicholas Chase: Are you kidding me? Gold is already hooking Skybound's arms up butterfly style!

{ring}
Gold finishes hooking up Skybounds arms, then drives him face first into the canvas.

{commentary}
Nicholas Chase: "The Golden Knockout", Mikey! Ha ha! One! Two! Three! It's over!

Michael Richardson: Well, alright. I don't have my finger on the pulse of these wrestlers.

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"The Great One" Anthony Gold by Pin Via "The Golden
Knockout" Double Underhook Piledriver
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Nicholas Chase: Yet another surprisingly short match tonight. I guess I really shouldn't be surprised, though. Not all of these wrestlers are really worth anything.

Michael Richardson: That's not really a nice thing to say.

Nicholas Chase: It wasn't supposed to be nice. You know, looking down this list I can't really find any matches that will even last more than a minute other than Jeff Beam/Davison and Pickney/Bully.

Michael Richardson: Could be right. Pickney/Bully should really be a good match.

Nicholas Chase: Yep. I can't wait to see Pickney run wild on Bully... but there's only one problem.

Michael Richardson: What's that?

Nicholas Chase: I think Pickney's getting a little soft.

Michael Richardson: Whoa! That from you? How could you say that about your favorite CNWF Squared wrestler?

Nicholas Chase: Second favorite, Mike. Agony's the best the fed has to offer. Anyway, Pickney seems to have caught that ass kissing bug that a lot of other wrestlers around here have. I mean Pickney's a damn fine wrestler and everything... but I am afraid that Bully has an edge over him being a lot meaner than Pickney is. I'm just being honest here... though I'm behind Pickney all the way because someone has to take Bully down.

Michael Richardson: Well, I have to say I think Pickney has a fight on his hands... and so do we. "DeadLy WeaPoN" DraKoN HugHeS and Mystic are in the ring right now.

Nicholas Chase: I'm predicting this one will last fifteen seconds at the most.

Michael Richardson: With who winning?

Nicholas Chase: That's a stupid question. I won't even answer it.

{cut to shot of the ring}
As "DeadLy WeaPoN" DraKoN HugHeS and Mystic wait for the match to begin, the bell rings beginning the match.

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"DeadLy WeaPoN" DraKoN HugHeS vs Mystic
6'-2", 235 lbs — 6'-8", 308 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)
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{ring}
DraKoN HugHeS whips Mystic to the rope right as the bell rings. As Mystic comes off the ropes, HugHeS prepares to execute a back body drop on Mystic, but he blocks it. Mystic then gives a signal presumably for his finisher. The audience begins cheering.

{commentary}
Nicholas Chase: Look at that! The match is going to end once again!

Michael Richardson: Wow! I guess HugHeS didn't prepare!

Nicholas Chase: If you don't prepare for one of these matches, you lose in record time.

Michael Richardson: Not me!

{ring}
Mystic then executes what looks like it will be a powerbomb, but then he grabs HugHeS' neck and chokeslams him and goes for the cover.

{commentary}
Nicholas Chase: That was the "Sweet Dream"! One! Two! Three! It's over!

Michael Richardson: This Mystic guy is sensational!

Nicholas Chase: I have to admit that I like this guy myself.

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Mystic by Pin Via "Sweet Dream" Powerbomb/Chokeslam Hybrid
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Nicholas Chase: These matches seem to just keep getting shorter and shorter.

Michael Richardson: Well, this time we have to go to a commercial break. When we come back we'll have the dark match results as well as possibly the rest of tonight's matches if we can fit them in. Don't go away!

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